Baers Complete Reveal (NSFW), 12-16-2023

much luckier than the poor guy doing the same thing and broke his neck

Baers Complete Reveal (NSFW), 12-16-2023
Board after surgery safe in my bed

3 or so days ago, while stringing Christmas lights (finally)* on my house, the ladder tipped sideways and I flew 3ft sideways over the gravel and 3ft down onto pavers, right side shoulder to toe. Lots of pain, learned how to crawl inch at a time using only my left side. After 20 minutes or so Rikki arrived home to find me lying at the front door.* With Maria's help he got me into a chair. Tried to stand up and go to the car with Rikki and the neighbors help. Could not move from a standing position. Called an ambulance and was taken to Grossmont Emergency***

I am still in the midst of this getting ready to go home. Full story and more art later. Story includes a broken hip, 3 people giving me a bath ...

*2nd to last in my neighborhood

* He initially thought I was working on the front door, butt crack showing, "ah well dad is really letting things slide."

*Arriving in an ambulance was very VIP. I was wheeled into a room right away